Norwwegian Wood

© Lennon/McCartney

I once had a girl
    Or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room
    Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn’t a chair

I sat on her rug
    Biding my time, drinking her wine
We talked until two
    And then she said “It’s time for bed”

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn’t, and crawled out to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke
    I was alone, this bird had flown
So I lit a fire
    Isn’t it good, Norwegian wood